Gopher's First Blog

Hello America,

This is Gopher typing my first blog. We are all really excited that the show is about to launch (party in our room on Monday, Feb. 4th). Shane is a little nervous around cameras, so he is worried that we will all get famous and that the paparazzi will follow him everywhere. I have more modest aspirations, and I'm just hoping whoever watches the show enjoys it. But I think we all know who is going to be the breakout star of the show:

The person lives on our floor....

It's a he.... (sorry Steph, Abigail, Brit, and Court)

He's a freshman.... (sorry Marshall)

He's devastatingly handsome.... (sorry Mike, HAHAHA just kidding)

He lives in our room... (sorry Mike for real this time, and Josh)

He changes his clothes... (sorry Shane)

And he has never kissed a girl.... (sorry Me [Gopher])

That's right everybody, the breakout star of our show will be Daniel Benjamin, AKA Danny Ben, AKA Danny B, AKA DB, AKA Your New Favorite Person. This charming little bundle of joy isirresistibleto watch, and his hair always looks so perfectly styled. So that's my bet: Daniel will be your favorite character. Hope you enjoy the show.

Comments




  • wow, that's sad. If I can cheer you up at all, ask your roomate to get clean, get him to wash all his laundry with these guys: WashMyStuff.com
    WashMyStuff, 2 years ago | Flag
  • It's all making sense now. So for the Valentine's Day episode, is Gopher going to finally admit his mancrush on Danny B?
    skyrog, 2 years ago | Flag
  • If Danny B ever took a shot with you, maybe he'd finally talk to the girl in the elevator...
    avi, 2 years ago | Flag
  • Are you making fun of me? I can't tell if this is genuine or if you are mocking me. I'm going to pretend that you mean it, in which case, stop putting so much pressure on me Gopher. Leave me alone and let me live my own life!
    daniel, 2 years ago | Flag
  • I agree, but I still think Josh may give him a run for his money. I'd be surprised though if Marshall hasn't paid off the editors to give him the most screen time though. Then again, that would probably work against him.
    mike, 2 years ago | Flag

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